Once upon a time there was a degen trader who lost all his money into shitcoins and only had an onion left for dinner. While he was crying he cut the onion in half and found a smiling onion.

He decided to preserve and hodl this onion for life and from the day this little cute onion came into his life he became the most retarded skilled shitcoin maxi on the planet.

Degens all over the world are cutting onions hoping to mint the smiling cute onion that will save their life